EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO HAVE BATTLEFIELD 2 FOR FREE

Okay so obviously a lot of us are playing bf2, cuz its fun. No, we're not quitting gunz. Yes, you are gay. No, i don't care if you don't like the game. No, i don't care if you aren't going to play.

Follow these steps if you want to join us.

1) Get a torrent client like bitcomet or azerus.
http://www.bitcomet.com/
http://azureus.sourceforge.net/

2) Go download this torrent:
http://www.btmon.com/Games/PC/Battlefield_2_with_crack.torrent.html
If you've never used torrents before... just say download and allow your client to download it, then save it to your desktop.
Yes this is going to take awhile. It took me 3 hours so calm down.

3) Get these things as well:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=4PDEMLNQ (bf2 keygen)
http://www.ea.com/official/battlefield/battlefield2/us/downloads.jsp (get the bf2 1.41 full patch, first thing on the list)
Save both of these items to your desktop as well. Do not run them.

4) Get power iso or any other image mounting program. You just need a virtual drive for the image you just downloaded.
http://www.poweriso.com/ <--- I suggest this one.
Install this while you wait for the image to download. Then for the other 2 hours and 55 minutes, learn how to be a gummy-bear warrior.

5) Mount the image.
The image is the battlefield2.iso that you downloaded earlier. If you used poweriso, just right click the image and say mount to virtual drive. If you do not have those options, you need to open poweriso and go to options > then to number of drives > and set it up.

6) Run the setup.exe.
On the mounted cd, you will see a setup.exe. Run this. Then say install. In some cases it will auto run after being mounted. In which case, just say install.

7) When it asks you for your key, open battlefield 2 keygen .exe, click generate and copy the key.

#8 Once all that is done it will ask you to restart, do it.

9) Once you're back up, remount the image and run the patch.
Double click patch 1.41.exe
THIS IS GOIGN TO TAKE A VERY VERY VERY LONG TIME. IT WILL FREEZE UP AND IT MAY NOT OPEN AT FIRST. BUT IT WILL EVENTUALLY.
ALSO, AT OBJECTS_CLIENTS ITS GOING TO TAKE A LONG TIME. Do not tell me about how it took a long time.

10) Fuck your couch and restart your computer.

11) Once you've done all that, download this:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=OOX0VZ7Y
And unzip the contents to your bf2 directory (c:// > Program Files > EA GAMES > Battlefield 2)
If you don't have winrar: http://winrar.d0wnloadz.net/
Say yes to any overwrites.

12) Now, to play with us, you're going to need hamachi.
Get it here:
http://www.hamachi.cc/download.php
Just save that for when it comes time to play with us, we'll explain it.

12.5) GO PLAY BF2 YOU GLASS CHEAP ASS BASTARD.

13) If any of it doesn't work, rotate your computer monitor 180 degrees and try again.

OR

14) Ask questions below

THIS TUT WAS DONE BY MIRAGE. IF YOU COMMENT TO DEMONSTRATE YOUR OWN KNOWLEDGE I WILL FUCKING RAPE YOU (ROB).

If PowerISO doesn't work, try alcohol-soft here,
or Daeomon Tools here.

Both are very easy to use and install. Use them to mount the ISO and get things going.

I'm not putting my input in, but if you're too much of a blockhead to figure this out, the double pack of Battlefield 2 and the Expansion is 5.36 at Circuit City (not advertising my store just saying that if its that cheap there it's going to be that cheap everywhere).

well ill play if there are pplz playing o,o

It's come to my attention that some users are having difficulty following some instructions. Here'es some transcriptions. And yes, someone missed hte recomended area to save it to

Mirage wrote:

3) Get these things as well:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=4PDEMLNQ (bf2 keygen)
http://www.ea.com/official/battlefield/battlefield2/us/downloads.jsp (get the bf2 1.41 full patch, first thing on the list)
Save both of these items to your DESKTOP as well. Do not run them.

5) Mount the image.
Navigate to where the torrent has downloaded the ISO file and right click on it. In the menu that appears, left click on "Mount Image"

9) Once you're back up, remount the image and run the patch that you downloaded earlier
Double click patch 1.41.exe
This takes a long time, so be patient, and wait for it to load. DO NOT DO ANyTHING ELSE UNTILL IT'S FINISHED INSTALLING!!! Go watch TV or something.

12) Now, to play with us, you're going to need hamachi.
Get it here:
http://www.hamachi.cc/download.php
Once you've setup hamachi, follow the tutorial it starts. once that is done, join the network by click on the triangle.
Network settings:
Name: provenclan2
Password: forest

also add deadreddave, mirageofpenguins, and skatcat31 to your xfire friendslist.

step 10 is my favorite

EZ