GUYS GUESS WHAT

3 week streak over.
Kthx.

Lessons learned:
-Blond girls aren't very flexible.
-Firm matresses are bouncy and fun.

I once dated a blond who was a ballet dancer.
She was flexible.

Also..Waterbed ftw.

Dude I have a waterbed.
and i gotta tell you, her matress was like way easier to maneuver on
But waterbed's rock for sleeping.
RAWK.

And so far, every blond chick i've dated has not been able to achieve the legs-near-ears position.
Just saying.

I dated a blonde gymnast, so I can't say the same.

Looks like Phil needs to head to they gym.

For flexibility?
I can uhhh put my legs behind my head and other odd things.
My shoulders pop out too, so i can like... move my arms in odd directions.
I'm decently flexible homes.

Ok in steps for you.

1.) Go to Gym.
2.) Find a BLOND girl who is flexible.
3.) Gg for Phil?

I personally care not if you are flexible. In fact I'd rather never think about that.

wait, does a guy really need to be all that flexible? What kind of positions are you guys trying out 0.o?

The BackBreaker

That sounds like some kind of wrestling move.... I demand details! this sounds rather entertaining to say the least.

wow srsly, are you guys into like some Kama Sutra stuff? really I don't think you need to be THAT flexible. (Frankly, I wouldn't know, my ex was a gymnast too... pretty popular are these gymnasts now huh? lol...)

You mean you're NOT into Kama Sutra? What do you think guys... That sounds a little.... dodgy to me.

A: Sex can be awesome
B: Sex is only awesome when effort is put into it by both parties.... If a guy doesn't actually try then we can't feel a thing. as might as well be a tampon.
C: Missionary is boring and we don't really get as much stimulation as other positions.
D: Why get bored on your back when there's so much more to do? wait.. I guess some of you are still youngish. just keep playing with your crayons for now, one day you'll discover birds and perhaps some bees too.

.just my thoughts on the subject.

Jackalin wrote:

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D: Why get bored on your back when there's so much more to do? wait.. I guess some of you are still youngish. just keep playing with your crayons for now, one day you'll discover birds and perhaps some bees too.

.just my thoughts on the subject.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (cont'd laughing seeing as I can't keep typing hahahahaha or I'll run out of room).

I believe you all just got owned.

ok Kama sutra is cool and all, but the yoga poses hurt so only to some extent lmao... and yes we did all just get pwnt.

The Reverse BackFlip Into a MeatCock Sandwhich (My Favorite Position)

Cockmeat*


WHO WANTS EXTRA MAYO?!?!

Manonnaise?

No offense to emma and her sexual tastes, but most of the chicks i've been with, seem to llike doing nothing.
I guess not doing work is half the fun?

And uhhh sure missionary would get boring... if that's all you did ... but c'mon, most of the time its a lot of position changes.

Well, it depends on how into it you get. If you're tired then well sure, you can just lay back and have a good time. But if you're into it for a really good orgasm then yea. See there you go phil, your a winner, position changes make it more interesting.

Haha giving Phil the win

I dated a chick with a spinning table that the middle popped out of. Guy could just slide on under and u have a fucktastic sit and spin.

Sounds like I need to find the nearest Gym!

I like the Jackhammer... >.>' We are talking about Power Tools and stuff like that right?

LOL
I'm a fan of the "jackhammer" as well. Though I don't find many girls willing to try it..

yea i no what you mean. energy drinks help tho...and going to raves...and xtc. not that id actually know about any of those things.. >.>'