Mike is in need of cocaine.

mystuhmusic wrote:

stop talking about eggrolls, before I cut off your eggrolls yes yours too joss.

SODA ME NOW BITCH.

Soda is bubbly.

ew! coke is bad man, like ugly bad. anything that rots out your nasal passage and makes you feel like killing yourself when you've come down from it is so not cool.

I agree with whoever suggested LSD. Just make sure your either in a brightly lit room thats really cheery and with people who wont throw shoes at you, or in a forest and you can talk to the trees and give them hugs.

I saw some coke heads today in a park while I was going to get my tat done, and ewww. they were really fucked... unless they were snorting Heroine. Either way, I highly suggest you drop the idea of coke. Maybe weed if you want to mellow out. BC has the best weed in the world man, but I hate weed now. I get way to agitated and have anxiety attacks.

better yet, GG for not doing drugs.

drugs < NO DRUGS.

Jackalin wrote:

ew! coke is bad man, like ugly bad. anything that rots out your nasal passage and makes you feel like killing yourself when you've come down from it is so not cool.

I agree with whoever suggested LSD. Just make sure your either in a brightly lit room thats really cheery and with people who wont throw shoes at you, or in a forest and you can talk to the trees and give them hugs.

I saw some coke heads today in a park while I was going to get my tat done, and ewww. they were really fucked... unless they were snorting Heroine. Either way, I highly suggest you drop the idea of coke. Maybe weed if you want to mellow out. BC has the best weed in the world man, but I hate weed now. I get way to agitated and have anxiety attacks.

better yet, GG for not doing drugs.

drugs < NO DRUGS.

Snorting straight heroin?

Ever seen pulp fiction?

Snorting straight heroin normally doesn't work out very well for the individual that does it.

On a side note. Pulp Fiction is also a good movie to watch if you've never seen a black man's head explode.

yea, a friend of mine did heroine snorting.. I punched him really hard for it..... then we bought a cake. he new it was heroin though so he obviously didn't try and do as much as a coke head would do coke. fuck drugs man, thats all I can say. enjoy life the way it is. And as hard as that may be, make friends, and enjoy your friends company and drink if you must. but no drugs.

Harold and Kumar took "fucking drugs" a bit too far. Phil knows what i'm talking about.

xTakashix wrote:

Harold and Kumar took "fucking drugs" a bit too far. Phil knows what i'm talking about.

LOL.

ya know whats all the rage these days? kitten huffing.. http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_huffing

STILL SOUNDS CUTE :O

yea i saw that kitten huffing thing like.... a year and a half ago.

I'm not cool.

I oddly want to try this lol thx dave.

6) S-Style! Not an actual representation of anything!

The S stands for sex. It basically involves turning off the computer, going out into the street, and raping the first thing that moves. It will instantly equip your offline character with rocket launchers that have 999 damage, 0 reload time, 60 rockets per clip, and 0 weight, allowing you to also equip the launchers as hats, gloves, shirts, pants and boots, letting you spew exploding death-orgasm from all orifices and extremities.

LittleJP wrote:

I'm not cool.

We are aware.

*pounce huggle attacks JP!*

I've banned JP from life.

Sorry buddy.

No one can ban me.

you can however, excommunicate him from your church, Dave! ^-^

I wish JP's parents had banned him when they had the chance.

Church? Religion?

xTakashix wrote:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/GunZ

rofl! thats quite intertaining... I'm kinda going through a little bit of withdrawl already... >_>

Rofl.... Gunz hacking : If you aren't hacking, you aren't playing gunz correctly...