Ultimate pick up line:

"Hi, I'm Andrew. You came in my room last night at like 3 am crying looking for your friends and your phone. Then you sat down on the extra bed and passed out. I uhhh... didn't know who to get since I don't know you... and calling the police would have been lame, so I uhhh put you on your side and left ya there."


K. So at 2 am. Said chick enters my room drunk off her ass looking for "Katie and Christie" and then started searching my room for her phone.(Note that I have never met this chick before.) I informed her that she had the wrong room and they nor her phone were in here. "Oh ok. I'm gonna go find them. Cya later" *gives me a hug and walks out*.

About an hour later. She returns crying... she never found them or her phone. She sat on the extra bed in my room(no roommate atm) and passed out. I attempted to wake her up... no dice. So I rolled her on her side.... figuring I don't want a chick dying from choking on her own vomit in my room... and gave her a blanket.

She wakes up at like noon. "WTF? Who are you? We didn't... do anything did we?" I explain to her that I'm more into the lively and willing than the stiff and unknowing. Then I offer the line from above.... she apologized like 293847298 times and thanked me for being so cool about it another 1239847 times.... offers to get me lunch to make up for it..... she goes back to her room.... showers and what not... we get lunch at Chili's .... I end up with a phone number.

Said pick up line worked. Oh and by the way... her name is Anna. I found that out at lunch.


I think this one may trump that time I got woken up from a nap at midnight for sex. Cept there was no sex involved in this one... so I guess it doesn't ... maybe just in overall randomness and awkwardness.

So how's Anna doing now?
Btw, lol'ed at this cuz it's pretty awesome.

Most effective pickup line
"I Like Your Shirt."
Provided they are wearing a nice one, and or wear one at all. Infact that may even work if they aren't wearing one, but you all can let me know how that goes.
Used that pickup line 8 times. I have 8 phone numbers; including one from a girl in arizon, when i was on a trip, who i walked up to and said
"Hey I like your shirt, this is a bet that me and my friends are making. They said i couldn't get your number, can i have it to prove them wrong please?"

hahahaha. Dave's done the "Nice shoes, let's fuck" line.

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So how's Anna doing now?
Btw, lol'ed at this cuz it's pretty awesome.

Most effective pickup line
"I Like Your Shirt."
Provided they are wearing a nice one, and or wear one at all. Infact that may even work if they aren't wearing one, but you all can let me know how that goes.
Used that pickup line 8 times. I have 8 phone numbers; including one from a girl in arizon, when i was on a trip, who i walked up to and said
"Hey I like your shirt, this is a bet that me and my friends are making. They said i couldn't get your number, can i have it to prove them wrong please?"

Does not work if they don't have a shirt on.
Most of them just put their shirt back on to be funny/cute.
Fair warning.

How is that funny...or cute?

Anti productive apparently. Thanks for the tip phil.



!!Oh and your welcome for your freaking song review which i spent like 10 whole minutes doing for you that you so casually deleted.

andy thats one of the funniest stories ive read in a looooong time. thats a good memory lol. sounds like it would belong in a movie like Nick and Nora. mebe you can hook up with the chick and look back on this and laugh.

yeah, that trumps my pick up line story by far, lol.
keep it real, &y.