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PostSubject: GUYS GUESS WHAT   Sat Oct 11, 2008 3:36 pm

3 week streak over.
Kthx.

Lessons learned:
-Blond girls aren't very flexible.
-Firm matresses are bouncy and fun.

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PostSubject: Re: GUYS GUESS WHAT   Sat Oct 11, 2008 5:34 pm

I once dated a blond who was a ballet dancer.
She was flexible.

Also..Waterbed ftw.
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PostSubject: Re: GUYS GUESS WHAT   Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:48 pm

Dude I have a waterbed.
and i gotta tell you, her matress was like way easier to maneuver on
But waterbed's rock for sleeping.
RAWK.

And so far, every blond chick i've dated has not been able to achieve the legs-near-ears position.
Just saying.

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PostSubject: Re: GUYS GUESS WHAT   Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:22 pm

I dated a blonde gymnast, so I can't say the same.

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PostSubject: Re: GUYS GUESS WHAT   Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:46 pm

Looks like Phil needs to head to they gym.
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PostSubject: Re: GUYS GUESS WHAT   Sun Oct 12, 2008 4:01 pm

For flexibility?
I can uhhh put my legs behind my head and other odd things.
My shoulders pop out too, so i can like... move my arms in odd directions.
I'm decently flexible homes.

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PostSubject: Re: GUYS GUESS WHAT   Sun Oct 12, 2008 4:31 pm

Ok in steps for you.

1.) Go to Gym.
2.) Find a BLOND girl who is flexible.
3.) Gg for Phil?

I personally care not if you are flexible. In fact I'd rather never think about that.
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PostSubject: Re: GUYS GUESS WHAT   Sun Oct 12, 2008 5:11 pm

wait, does a guy really need to be all that flexible? What kind of positions are you guys trying out 0.o?

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PostSubject: Re: GUYS GUESS WHAT   Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:17 pm

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PostSubject: Re: GUYS GUESS WHAT   Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:05 pm

That sounds like some kind of wrestling move.... I demand details! this sounds rather entertaining to say the least. alien
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PostSubject: Re: GUYS GUESS WHAT   Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:30 pm

wow srsly, are you guys into like some Kama Sutra stuff? really I don't think you need to be THAT flexible. (Frankly, I wouldn't know, my ex was a gymnast too... pretty popular are these gymnasts now huh? lol...)
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PostSubject: Re: GUYS GUESS WHAT   Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:11 pm

You mean you're NOT into Kama Sutra? What do you think guys... That sounds a little.... dodgy to me. alien

A: Sex can be awesome
B: Sex is only awesome when effort is put into it by both parties.... If a guy doesn't actually try then we can't feel a thing. as might as well be a tampon.
C: Missionary is boring and we don't really get as much stimulation as other positions.
D: Why get bored on your back when there's so much more to do? wait.. I guess some of you are still youngish. just keep playing with your crayons for now, one day you'll discover birds and perhaps some bees too.

.just my thoughts on the subject.
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PostSubject: Re: GUYS GUESS WHAT   Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:22 pm

Jackalin wrote:
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D: Why get bored on your back when there's so much more to do? wait.. I guess some of you are still youngish. just keep playing with your crayons for now, one day you'll discover birds and perhaps some bees too.

.just my thoughts on the subject.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (cont'd laughing seeing as I can't keep typing hahahahaha or I'll run out of room).

I believe you all just got owned.

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PostSubject: Re: GUYS GUESS WHAT   Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:16 pm

ok Kama sutra is cool and all, but the yoga poses hurt so only to some extent lmao... and yes we did all just get pwnt.
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PostSubject: Re: GUYS GUESS WHAT   Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:40 am

The Reverse BackFlip Into a MeatCock Sandwhich (My Favorite Position)
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PostSubject: Re: GUYS GUESS WHAT   Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:57 pm

Cockmeat*


WHO WANTS EXTRA MAYO?!?!

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PostSubject: Re: GUYS GUESS WHAT   Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:29 pm

Manonnaise?
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PostSubject: Re: GUYS GUESS WHAT   Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:23 pm

No offense to emma and her sexual tastes, but most of the chicks i've been with, seem to llike doing nothing.
I guess not doing work is half the fun?

And uhhh sure missionary would get boring... if that's all you did ... but c'mon, most of the time its a lot of position changes.

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PostSubject: Re: GUYS GUESS WHAT   Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:28 pm

Well, it depends on how into it you get. If you're tired then well sure, you can just lay back and have a good time. But if you're into it for a really good orgasm then yea. See there you go phil, your a winner, position changes make it more interesting. alien
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PostSubject: Re: GUYS GUESS WHAT   Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:52 pm

Haha giving Phil the win

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PostSubject: Re: GUYS GUESS WHAT   Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:34 pm

I dated a chick with a spinning table that the middle popped out of. Guy could just slide on under and u have a fucktastic sit and spin.

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PostSubject: Re: GUYS GUESS WHAT   Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:10 pm

Sounds like I need to find the nearest Gym!
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PostSubject: Re: GUYS GUESS WHAT   Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:15 pm

I like the Jackhammer... >.>' We are talking about Power Tools and stuff like that right?
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PostSubject: Re: GUYS GUESS WHAT   Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:31 pm

LOL
I'm a fan of the "jackhammer" as well. Though I don't find many girls willing to try it..

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PostSubject: Re: GUYS GUESS WHAT   Mon Oct 27, 2008 5:09 pm

yea i no what you mean. energy drinks help tho...and going to raves...and xtc. not that id actually know about any of those things.. >.>'
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