Hiya i'm mirage. Real name Phillip J. Mirage. I'm 19 as of a few days ago.
11 things you should know about me :
1) I'm funny, I always have been. Its what makes me a winner.
2) I rule with computers / programming.
3) That chick in that picture's name is Shree. She is mine, and you can't have her.
4) I'm decent at the guitar (dave is better, but he hacks). I can kinda sing.
5) I like to be very and unreasonably hostile with people for comedic effect (yes its hilarious).
6) The better 95% of the jokes you hear the clan repeating endlessly, slowly killing it, were at one time made by me, andy, or dave. The clan has taken them and ran with them in a last ditch attempt to become comedians.
7) I have the power of flight.
I like to insult people alphabetically.
9) I have the tendency to call people out on lies and failures.
10) My life consists of: Eating, Breathing, Shree-ing, Programming, Schooling, Gunzing, Guitaring, Sleeping, Flying, Outing.
11) I'm not very good at gunz, i never will be. Oh wells.
12) I have the tendecy to hack gunz, because it is increadibly hilarious.
I rock the casbah.
Fair warning to anyone who feels like editing this: Anyone edits it, and every administrator loses his mod powers.